Using SQL Server 2000, a CREATE TRIGGER statement must be the first statement in a batch. However, unlike other statements with that requirement, you cannot even put a SET XACT_ABORT ON statement in front of it.
... until the collector arrives ...
This "blog" is really just a scratchpad of mine. There is not much of general interest here. Most of the content is scribbled down "live" as I discover things I want to remember. I rarely go back to correct mistakes in older entries. You have been warned :)